Don't Fuck With This "V8 Killer" Mitsubishi Eclipse In Nebraska

"PRBot II" (prbot2) 10/03/2014 at 13:54 • Filed to: lolcars, eclipse

3

16

North Omaha, NE — Muscle cars have been dropping like flies in the Midwest this year, and car enthusiasts say this Mitsubishi Eclipse is to blame. We sat down with club president of 3G Omaha, Antoine Dodson, for an exclusive look at the rapidly changing face of street racing in Omaha.

This is an official "V8 Killer" badge proudly displayed on the upper taillight of this third generation Eclipse.

Street racers who own V4 and V6 cars can't just have this badge. It can only be earned. The driver of this FWD monster (who is remaining anonymous) is rumored to have totally smoked a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in a recent 40 - 100 mph highway pull, which should be uploaded to YouTube pretty soon I'll bet.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Mr. Dodson, president of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! had this to say:

TTV: Is this guy for real?

AD: Hide your GT500s, hide your ZL1s, and hide your Hellcats because they killin' every V8 out here.

Absolutely compelling stuff. Must be the quad tips.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PRBot II 10/03/2014 at 13:56

0

How'd we end up in North Omaha? Not sure if legit story or spoof.

Mattbob > PRBot II 10/03/2014 at 13:57

0

that V4 must be out of control. He probably got a prototype model. Probably one of those twin supercharged V4's

PRBot II > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/03/2014 at 13:58

1

This is the real deal, man. It's got the decal.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PRBot II 10/03/2014 at 13:59

0

I feel like I've seen this car around. Then again, it could be one of a million other riced-up Eclipsi running around North O.

PRBot II > Mattbob 10/03/2014 at 14:00

0

That's like what I heard. This guy is off the hook.

PRBot II > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/03/2014 at 14:07

0

Well I hope you aren't driving a V8, because this looks like a pretty intense situation. Be careful out there.

Mattbob > PRBot II 10/03/2014 at 14:09

1

reminds me of this http://jalopnik.com/5973759/whats-…

PRBot II > Mattbob 10/03/2014 at 14:13

0

Hahaha that's perfect!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PRBot II 10/03/2014 at 14:14

1

I am.

I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!

Tohru > Mattbob 10/03/2014 at 14:14

1

Got it overnighted from Japan just in time for Race Wars, along with 4 fresh sets of Mashimoto ZX tires.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > PRBot II 10/03/2014 at 14:18

0

Ah, it'll blow the welds on its intake manifold soon. (Note: I may remove the gif for those who are susceptible to seizure. No harm intended.)

PRBot II > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/03/2014 at 14:19

0

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PRBot II 10/03/2014 at 14:22

1

I was about to post the, "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife" gif,

but then I realized the guy's name:

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > PRBot II 10/03/2014 at 14:23

0

...really?

PRBot II > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? 10/03/2014 at 14:26

0

If there's decals, it's legit.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > PRBot II 10/03/2014 at 14:32

1

Must be. And it looks professional. Like I've seen it somewhere before........